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Laser Tag

by Ghost Frog

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1.
Minimum Wage 02:19
it's not enough
2.
Cult 2045 04:17
where's my flying car? where's my robo maid? broken promises that the future made where's my hover board? where's my laser sword? where's my talking pet? this is such a gyp who's slacking off? i'm turning grey so hurry up the future's running late where's my meal pill? where's my moon motel? where's my ray gun, Ray? this is so damn lame who's slacking off? i'm turning grey so hurry up the future's running late my food still takes ten minutes to cook still takes me ten days to finish a book how come my car doesn't drive itself? how come my shoes don't tie themselves? can't make myself float so I still have to walk can't read people's thoughts so I still have to talk how come I still have to wash my dirty socks? how come I can't live for as long as I want? who's slacking off? i'm turning grey so hurry up i ain't got all day who's slacking off? i know there must be a way don't procrastinate the future's running late who's slacking off
3.
Bad Trip 04:26
i don't wanna face the world tomorrow cus I can't handle another day of living in this shell i don't wanna face the world tomorrow cus this planet is a prison and my mind is a private jail cell i just can't deaden my emotions going through the motions stranded on this rock surrounded by nut jobs i didn't sign up for this bad trip i don't wanna get out of bed tomorrow cus I can't handle another dose of being aware i don't wanna get out of bed tomorrow cus this situation sucks, and there's no way it's gonna be repaired i just can't deaden my emotions going through the motions stranded on this rock surrounded by nut jobs there's no way to escape this miserable fate this must be a mistake i belong in outer space i wish that I could quit i didn't sign up for this i've had enough of this bad trip it's just a bad trip
4.
Night Owl 05:13
maybe I'm a freak? wide eyed awake while you're all fast asleep i must be up to no good why can't I fall asleep like a good boy should? all day I sleep walk through the hours doing all my chores with a frown it's way past my bed time now but I feel alive for the first time in awhile early bird gets the worm night owl gets the suspicion i know you think there's something wrong with me but you don't know what you're missing maybe I'm a leech? sucking the blood from society's teeth lazy down to the core that same old routine I've heard a thousand times before but I was blessed with this disease i don't need no vitamin d deep in the dark is where I light my spark so keep your silly sunshine away from me early bird gets the worm night owl gets the addiction i know you think there's something wrong with me but you don't know what you're missing early bird gets the worm night owl gets the ignition i know you think there's something wrong with me but you don't know what you're missing early bird gets the worm
5.
R.L. Stine 05:20
the creatures of the night are hiding from the day when i turn out the lights they'll all come out to play feeding on my fears like it's a big buffet you can run and hide but you cannot escape they're ready to invade from beyond the grave are you afraid of the dark? i'm not afraid of the dark the land of endless night turn on the infrared zero signs of life on this frigid planet come on let's light this candle 'til the next dead end is it worth the trouble well it all depends on how much time you spend or is it all pretend? are you afraid of the dark? i'm not afraid of the dark don't give yourself goosebumps
6.
that giant squid nothing's beyond it's reach nowadays you can't trust nobody i spy with my little eye somebody spying on me am i covered in bugs or am i smoking drugs? am i the one who's after me? what do you want? what do you want from me? what are you on? what are you on to me? what was i thinking? you can't hide from the thought police they'll put a black bag over my thick skull and throw away the key everyone's wearing a wire now and i bet they're all out to get me and if i ever get caught they'll try to turn me off or get a robot lobotomy what do you want? what do you want from me? what're you on? what're you on to me? What do you want? What're you on?
7.
Alien Hand 04:41
don't let them stick it in your brain green blood is pumping through their veins am i the only one who sees through their disguise? don't buy their stories cus it's all a bunch of lies it's all a bunch of lies don't let them carry out their plan destroy the planet while they can what hides behind those greedy eyes and phony smiles? an ancient race of evil alien reptiles they're all a bunch of liars i'm being controlled by an alien hand it's got a mind of it's own i can't control this alien hand alien hand
8.
Space Babes 04:32
i only came here for the space babes baby cus all the girls on earth are making me bored i need to find myself a space babe baby earth girls are easy and they've already been explored space babes i need to find a space babe i finally found myself a space babe baby she's so good to me she knows just how to please i'm so excited bout my space babe baby hard to believe she's real this feels just like a dream i'm kinda nervous bout this space babe baby maybe she's up to something nothing's what it seems? i'm pretty freaked out by this space babe baby she likes me so much that she will not let me leave space babes she's such a space babe ultimate space babe and she wants to eat my brains i want my mom
9.
Bug Out Kit 04:26
after the Jetsons came the dinosaurs the results of the election were another war we were warned by the Mayans that soon we'll be no more our whole civilization is gonna win the Darwin awards but i'm not scared of the big collapse cus i already got all my bags packed by the time the bomb drops i'll be long gone sayonara suckers i'm blasting off oh yeah i've got my bug out kit aboard my rocket ship i'm ready for the world to end i'm ready to begin again 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1... lift off i've got my: space suit grape fruit hover board passport bug dope telescope star map sleeping bag first aid kit x ray specs rocket fuel multi tool a couple droids polaroid wool socks hot sauce piggy bank air tank sun glasses rain jacket pocket knife bubble pipe jet pack flash light beach towel ramen noodles popsicles nintendo bag of rope fishing pole bubble gum LASER GUN I've got everything i want i've got everything i need but still i feel like i'm forgetting something but i don't know what it is... i've got my bug out kit aboard my rocket ship i'm ready for the world to end i'm ready to begin again

credits

released June 12, 2015

Quinn Schwartz - guitar, vocals
Karl Beheim - guitar, bass clarinet, sound effects
Ben Heckler - drums
Archie Heald - bass

all songs written and performed by Ghost Frog.
all songs recorded and mixed by Spenser Herben and Quinn Schwartz at the Frog Cave and at the Sci-Fi Ranch in Portland, OR.
mastered by Gus Elg.
cover art by Devin Deuel.

music videos:

"Space Babes":
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iboWS4VUSug

"Minimum Wage":
www.youtube.com/watch?v=coDmqquU444

"R.L. Stine":
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwB1Ryf04LE

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Ghost Frog Portland, Oregon

Ghost Frog are four humanoids from planet Earth who started to make strange, spacey sounds together in the winter of star date 2013. They play heavy psychedelic stoner grunge that combines doomy riffs with punk energy and otherworldly melodies while exploring themes derived from sci-fi/ horror film and literature, paranormal phenomena, and conspiracy culture. ... more

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