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by Ghost Frog

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04:26

credits

released June 12, 2015

Quinn Schwartz - guitar, vocals
Karl Beheim - guitar, bass clarinet, sound effects
Ben Heckler - drums
Archie Heald - bass

all songs written and performed by Ghost Frog.
all songs recorded and mixed by Spenser Herben and Quinn Schwartz at the Frog Cave and at the Sci-Fi Ranch in Portland, OR.
mastered by Gus Elg.
cover art by Devin Deuel.
band photos taken by Greedo.

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Space Punk.
Music therapy for angry aliens.

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Track Name: Minimum Wage
it's not enough
Track Name: Cult 2045
where's my flying car
where's my robo maid
broken promises
that the future made

where's my hover board
where's my laser sword
where's my talking pet
this is such a gyp

who's slacking off
i'm turning grey
so hurry up
the future's running late

where's my meal pill
where's my moon motel
where's my ray gun, Ray
this is so damn lame

who's slacking off
i'm turning grey
so hurry up
the future's running late

my food still takes ten minutes to cook
still takes me ten days to finish a book
how come my car doesn't drive itself
how come my shoes don't tie themselves
can't make myself float so I still have to walk
can't read people's thoughts so I still have to talk
how come I still have to wash my dirty socks
how come I can't live for as long as I want

who's slacking off
i'm turning grey
so hurry up
i ain't got all day
who's slacking off
i know there must be a way
don't procrastinate
the future's running late

who's slacking off
Track Name: Bad Trip
i don't wanna face the world tomorrow
cus I can't handle another day of living in this shell
i don't wanna face the world tomorrow
cus this planet is a prison and my mind is a private jail cell

i just can't deaden my emotions
going through the motions
stranded on this rock
surrounded by nut jobs
i didn't sign up for this

bad trip

i don't wanna get out of bed tomorrow
cus I can't handle another dose of being aware
i don't wanna get out of bed tomorrow
cus this situation sucks, and there's no way it's gonna be repaired

i just can't deaden my emotions
going through the motions
stranded on this rock
surrounded by nut jobs

there's no way to escape
this miserable fate
this must be a mistake
i belong in outer space
i wish that I could quit
i didn't sign up for this
i've had enough of this
bad trip

it's just a bad trip
Track Name: Night Owl
maybe I'm a freak
wide eyed awake while you're all fast asleep
i must be up to no good
why can't I fall asleep like a good boy should

all day I sleep walk through the hours
doing all my chores with a frown
it's way past my bed time now
but I feel alive for the first time in awhile

early bird gets the worm
night owl gets the suspicion
i know you think there's something wrong with me
but you don't know what you're missing

maybe I'm a leech
sucking the blood from society's teeth
lazy down to the core
that same old routine I've heard a thousand times before
but I was blessed with this disease
i don't need no vitamin d
deep in the dark is where I light my spark
so keep your silly sunshine away from me

early bird gets the worm
night owl gets the addiction
i know you think there's something wrong with me
but you don't know what you're missing

early bird gets the worm
night owl gets the ignition
i know you think there's something wrong with me
but you don't know what you're missing

early bird gets the worm
Track Name: R.L. Stine
the creatures of the night are hiding from the day
when i turn out the lights they'll all come out to play
feeding on my fears like it's a big buffet
you can run and hide but you cannot escape

they're ready to invade
from beyond the grave

are you afraid of the dark
i'm not afraid of the dark

the land of endless night turn on the infrared
zero signs of life on this frigid planet
come on let's light this candle 'til the next dead end
is it worth the trouble well it all depends

on how much time you spend
or is it all pretend

are you afraid of the dark
i'm not afraid of the dark

don't give yourself
goosebumps
Track Name: Robot Lobotomy
that giant squid
nothing's beyond it's reach
nowadays
you can't trust nobody
i spy with my little eye
somebody spying on me
am i covered in bugs or am i smoking drugs
am i the one who's after me

what do you want
what do you want from me
what are you on
what are you on to me

what was i thinking
you can't hide from the thought police
they'll put a black bag over my thick skull
and throw away the key
everyone's wearing a wire now
and i bet they're all out to get me
and if i ever get caught
they'll try to turn me off
or give a robot lobotomy

what do you want
what do you want from me
what're you on
what're you on to me

What do you want
What're you on
Track Name: Alien Hand
don't let them stick it in your brain
green blood is pumping through their veins
am i the only one who sees through their disguise
don't buy their stories cus it's all a bunch of lies

it's all a bunch of lies

don't let them carry out their plan
destroy the planet while they can
what hides behind those greedy eyes and phony smiles
an ancient race of evil alien reptiles

they're all a bunch of liars

i'm being controlled by an alien hand
it's got a mind of it's own
i can't control
this alien hand
Track Name: Space Babes
i only came here for the space babes baby
cus all the girls on earth are making me bored
i need to find myself a space babe baby
earth girls are easy and they've already been explored

space babes
i need to find a space babe

i finally found myself a space babe baby
she's so good to me she knows just how to please
i'm so excited bout my space babe baby
hard to believe she's real this feels just like a dream
i'm kinda nervous bout this space babe baby
maybe she's up to something nothing's what it seems
i'm pretty freaked out by this space babe baby
she likes me so much that she will not let me leave

space babes
she's such a space babe
ultimate space babe
and she wants to eat my brains

i want my mom
Track Name: Bug Out Kit
after the Jetsons
came the dinosaurs
the results of the election
were another war
we were warned by the Mayans
that soon we'll be no more
our whole civilization
is gonna win the Darwin awards

but i'm not scared of the big collapse
cus i already got all my bags packed
by the time the bomb drops i'll be long gone
sayonara suckers i'm blasting off
oh yeah

i've got my bug out kit
aboard my rocket ship
i'm ready for the world to end
i'm ready to begin again

10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1... lift off

i've got my:
space suit
space fruit
hover board
passport
bug dope
telescope
star map
sleeping bag
first aid kit
x ray specs
rocket fuel
multi tool
a couple droids
polaroid
wool socks
hot sauce
piggy bank
air tank
sun glasses
rain jacket
pocket knife
bubble pipe
jet pack
flash light
beach towel
ramen noodles
popsicles
nintendo
bag of rope
fishing pole
bubble gum
LASER GUN

I've got everything i want
i've got everything i need
but still i feel like i'm forgetting something but i don't know what it is...

i've got my bug out kit
aboard my rocket ship
i'm ready for the world to end
i'm ready to begin again